Welcome to the world, Dream Kardashian! There's so much for you to learn. First of all, Vanderpump Rules' Mike Shay is *not* missing, he promises. And YouTube person Calum McSwiggan, see, he was lying about that night, so we have an update for you. Plus Patrick "McDreamy" Dempsey is back (with his wife) and we've discovered the World's Most Boring 25 Things You Don't Know About Me. All for you, Dream Kardashian. We're so happy you're here.