Emily Ratajkowski?

We'll have you your Very Special MTV VMAs episode this Thursday (call in with questions, if you got 'em!), but for now we're tackling WHAT is happening on the cover of last week's Us Weekly (Hint: "Bachelor in Hades" is what we're calling it), Mark Steines and his new wife, Julie Freyermuth (and her dog, Norbert), Chrisley Knows Best(???) and Emily Ratajkowski. Plus: RITA.