Carlotta Kohl & The Pasta?

It's not about the pasta, it's about Jack Antonoff's new girlfriend Carlotta Kohl.

It's not about the pasta, it's about this new Zandy Reich/Lea Michele conspiracy theory.

It's not about the pasta, it's about Taryn Manning's feud with Chaunielle Brown.

It's not about the pasta, it's about the Best New Artist nominees at the Grammys.

It's not about the pasta, it's about Rita Ora causing an asset avalanche.