Tiny Knowles & Clinton Kelly? (ft. Who? Weekly Live!)

Sorry for the delay, but we're BACK after an accidental long weekend with an abridged, half-hour edit of our AMAZING, 90-MINUTE, FINAL SHOW OF OUR FALL 2017 TOUR! We hope the sounds of laughter from the Bell House audience improves your listening experience, and we also hope it makes you feel a little jealous. The most important topics of the week? The most special guest at Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian's wedding, Ewan McGregor's divorce, Clinton Kelly's feud, and the middle name that absolutely WILL NOT FIT in a Daily Mail headline.

Thanks again to our tour sponsor, Of a Kind, and to everyone across the country who came to see us in person! It's been wonderful, and you are all the best.

Who's There: Allison Mack & Timothée Chalamet?

It's that time of the week once again, time to hear your thoughts, time to take your calls. What was it you're wondering about? Well, The Greatest Showman—and other of the Who'iest movies fulla Thems. Plus, Call Me By Your Name and Timothée Chalamet—did you know he's ACTUALLY AMERICAN? (Lindsey didn't.) Then, the Whos and Thems of holidays goes by a way simplier rule than you'd think and have you heard about the sex cult run by a Smallville star? Honestly, it's better if you didn't. And Derek Hough wrote a song.

Kelly Rizzo & Patrick McDermott?

AUDIO NOTE: We recorded this in Lindsey's parents' dining room, so chill about the echo-y audio quality in advance and give our kind hosts a little RESPECT.

We'll begin by thanking everyone in Boston for coming to our show over the weekend. It was SO much fun and Bobby was thrilled to make SO many Good Will Hunting jokes.

This week's episode contains the following news, in order from least important to most important: Lisa Bonet/donkey news, Kelly Rizzo/Bob Sagat news, Diddy/Foodgod news, Olivia Newton-John/Patrick McDermott news, Candace Cameron Bure news, MORE Candace Cameron Bure news, and Rita news.

What I'm trying to say is that today's episode is exceedingly important!!!! But so is every episode.

Who's There: Demi Rose Mawby & Dacre Montgomery?

On today's Who's There?—the Harmonizers weigh in, we learn some history(???) about boats(???) from Bobby's beloved and the origin story of the name "Chrishell" and a Wholigan encounters Nick Swardson. Plus, why is the Daily Mail obsessed with Demi Rose Mawby? Why is America obsessed with the burgeoning romance between Sarah Hyland and Wells Adams? Why is "Grandma" back at the Big Apple Circus? And, most importantly, why is Kate Mara calling us? (...Or is she?)

Chiara Ferragni & the RMS Carpathia?

It's another episode of your favorite history podcast, Who? Weekly! After a shaky start (and a very brief Kevin Can Wait Update™), we discuss the Whos and Thems of ships. Is the Mayflower a Who or a Them? How about the QE2? The Carpathia? The poop cruise? But enough about the sea. Other topics include: Chiara Ferragni (aka The Blonde Salad), a new Lifetime movie starring David Foster's girlfriend, Erykah Badu's amazing interview with Ezra Miller, and a BRAND NEW (and hopefully recurring) game about standom.

Who's There: Raff Law & Trevor Donovan?

This week on Who's There, Lindsey and Bobby check in after a tour stop in our nation's capital to discuss people you've absolutely never heard of: like Jude Law's son Raff! In addition to Mr. Law, we discuss Pierce Brosnan's iconic Mamma Mia song, Anthony Rapp, Trevor Donovan, and what the hell happened to Sean William Scott. (Spoiler: nothing dramatic.)

Charlie Heaton & Chrishell Stause?

ATTENTION WASHINGTON DC PALS: if you're around tonight and wanna have a good time, come on by the Who? Weekly show! Yes, that's tonight, Monday 10/30. Now that we've got that promo out of the way, did you know anyone 'Who' is anyone was at Matthew Morrison's Halloween bash? It's true. Another exclusive event? Colton Haynes' wedding!!! which did indeed happen. Other things that happened? Tamar Braxton's divorce, Cardi B's engagement and another wedding: Chrishell! Strause! Plus a Stranger Things kid tried to bring cocaine into America. Which one? We'll let you guess.

Who's There: Samara Weaving & Frito Pie?

Hello from San Francisco! We're back out west and fresh from last night's flawless show. On today's Who's There? Lindsey talks about Judaism for a unnecessarily long time and Bobby, in return, talks about frito pie for EVEN LONGER. You'll learn so much! Plus, Post Malone, Samara Weaving (is she related to Hugo????) and don't you ever just feeling like discussing Christine Baranski? We do.

Keyshia Ka’oir & Matthew Hussey?

After a Kevin Can Wait Update™, we discuss Karlie Kloss's new talk show called MOVIE NIGHT that is neither about movie night OR a talk show. What is it, then? No idea! That's a question for her friend Matthew Hussey. Moving on, we chat about her literal opposite, followed by a chat about Gucci Mane's iconic wedding to Keyshia Ka’oir.

Who's There: Katharine McPhee & Why Don't We?

If I can be honest with you guys, it's very late and I'm very tired from staying up to finish editing the podcast. Basically: Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas got engaged, there are two new boybands climbing the charts, someone's boyfriend really loves Katharine McPhee, "Who is Bella Thorne?" was an answer on Jeopardy! and there's a huge 27 Dresses CONSPIRACY on Wikipedia.

Kaia Gerber & Millie Bobby Brown?

Hellooooo from the windy city! That's Chicago (FYI), and after 72 long hours hanging out at the bean and touring most of the locations from My Best Friend's Wedding, we're taking a break to play an epic match-up of "I Don't Know Her." It's been a while since we've played, and we're ready to make some tough decisions. Then, WHAT'S RITA UP TO? (A: What ISN'T she up to, really.)

Who's There: Georgina Chapman & Theresa Caputo?

One day they'll give us 1-800-WHO-THEM, but for now you'll have to remember that it's a 619 (Thanks, San Diego!) area code so you don't get some sort of sex line. (Or so we've heard!) Thank god enough people remembered the correct number, because today we're talking about Elizabeth Gillies (#spon), why A Walk to Remember is *actually iconic* (but is it tho?), Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray, why Becky G was dragged off a Fifth Harmony concert stage (#cursed), Georgina Chapman and why how much we'd pay to see Long Island medium Theresa Caputo at a casino. (A: Not much.)

Brandon Flynn & Tay Strathairn?

After beginning the episode with a story about the two Whos (and two Thems) Bobby encountered on a recent flight, we move on to the following topics:

  • Sam Smith's new boyfriend
  • Grace Gummer's new boyfriend
  • Sofia Vergara's request
  • Mandy Moore's endoscopy
  • Jude Law's sweatpants
  • Rita Ora's balloons

I assure you that these topics are all profoundly interesting.

Who's There: Colin Jost & Tana Mongeau?

Your thoughts on Pioneer Woman (Anne Ma-)Ree Drummond? (Yes, that's her real name!) We'll start with those. Then, exactly why Shania Twain has NOT met Brad Pitt—he truly does not impress her...much, why Josh Gad's tweets are suspect, if Mandy Moore's dye job changed her career trajectory, if Bella Thorne is *actually* dating YouTuber named Tana Mongeau and blah blah blah who the hell cares about Colin Jost. Join us!

Ree Drummond & Eva Marcille?

Despite Bobby's irrational frustrations with Ree Drummond (aka The Pioneer Woman), her appearance on last week's People cover has made her impossible to ignore. And after sharing some fun facts about her and Ladd (can you believe both of them have double letters in their monosyllabic names?!?!), we provide you with a Kevin Can Wait Update™, discuss Eva Marcille's big return to reality TV, and provide proof that breaking up with Heidi Klum is hazardous to one's wellbeing.

Who's There: Kevin Hunter & Bill Skarsgård?

Q: Did the blinds about the (alleged) triple Kardashian pregnancy THREE YEARS AGO? A: Depends on how devious you consider Kris Jenner to be. Plus, Wendy Williams becomes the center of a major Daily Mail investigation, we decipher the Skarsgårds from the Sarsgaard and Scheana Shay does groundbreaking #spon for a lawyer. One more double-sided Q: Does Donatella Versace know who George Bush is? Does George Bush know who Donatella Versace is?

KJ Apa & Fergie's Unidentified Smoothie?

After opening the episode with a VERY special unboxing segment (yes, we understand unboxing is an ineffective concept on a podcast), we bring you a politics-adjacent Kevin Can Wait Update™, followed by big stories on: Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott, Fergie's smoothie, and--unfortunately--Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder. Turns out Reed got pregnant because Somerhalder threw her birth control pills in the toilet, but before you get outraged...read her Notes App screenshot. (We were unable to provide audio from Nikki and Ian's interview because the podcast it came from mysteriously deleted the episode...hmm...)

And then there's Rita, who was so busy this week singing covers, releasing music videos, and wearing fanny packs on her shoulder.

Who's There: Sophie Monk & Lil Peep?

Did you watch The Emmys? Wondering who that announcer was? Well, you're not alone. That guy! Plus! So much more, including: Emmy winner Ann Dowd, rapper Lil Peep (yes, the guy with the plentiful face and neck tattoos who is ALLEGEDLY dating Bella Thorne), singer Dua Lipa, the break up of Hayden and Rachel and brand new Aussie Bachelorette, Sophie Monk. (Australia, tell us, do you claim her?)

Francia Raisa & Taylor Goldsmith?

Fresh off the first shows of our Fall 2017 Tour (HAVE YOU BOUGHT TICKETS YET?!), we get right back into it with a discussion about some very important, very new Them-adjacent Whos: Francia Raisa (the woman who gave Selena Gomez her kidney) and Taylor Goldsmith (the man who gave Mandy Moore his heart).

Also in this episode: Shawn Mendes's favorite scent, a Kevin Can Wait Update, some HUGE Rita Ora news, and the fight that left Mario Lopez's phone shattered in a Las Vegas gym.

Who's There: Eric Decker & Justin Bobby?

Knock, knock? It's been a while since I've done that joke, right? It's time for another Who's There? on the first day of our Big Fall Tour. (See you tonight in Brooklyn, ya'll!) First, you (yes, YOU) get down to the bottom of why John Stamos was at that random Nina Dobrev-hosted lake party. Then, last night's telethon. Did you watch it? Lindsey did. Plus, what it feels like to wake up after surgery and realize that Eric & Jessie: Game On is the only show left on TV. And do Stephen Dorf and Elle Fanning keep in touch?